Everybody has something to offer...

...you just have to be patient and look for it.

For instance, many of us had just about given up on the Vice President as a complete waste of DNA, but Joe Klein finds a use for him in Time Magazine...

"Bob Woodward reported that (General Tommy) Franks once called Under Secretary of Defense Douglas Feith, who was charged with postwar planning, "the [Cheney expletive] stupidest guy on the face of the earth..."

...and if we wait long enough, we might figure out what Feith is good for, too.