With pals like the Prez…

…how can Karl lose?

The Preznit was firm in his support, saying "Karl has given me his personal assurances that he was not involved in any wrongdoing whatsoever, and he has my complete trust."

Wait, he didn't say that at all!

What he said was...

"This is a serious investigation. I will be more than happy to comment on this matter once this investigation is complete."

Yep, with pals like the Prez...