Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Bloodbath?

Trex:
Let’s get something straight here. The reason the Republicans are running from a YouTube debate has nothing to do with embarrassing themselves and everything to do with the horror that is the Republican base (see video above). Imagine a whole two hour debate composed entirely of questions from men lovingly cradling their assault rifles, matronly polyester-swathed frumps of much avoirdupois braying and squawking about abstinence-only education and the danger of Harry Potter in our schools, angry old men taking a break from standing on their porches shouting, “Get the hell out of my yard!” to stare Mike Gravel-like into the camera and demand to know what the candidates plan to do about “th’ dayumn Mexicans”.

It would be a bloodbath.
Ronnie sez "Bring it on."
If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with.

Ronald Reagan, April 7th, 1970
The 12th Commandment?

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