Well, when you put it that way...

The Rev. Dr. Rocket looks at the Unity '08 opportunity before us...

Face it, folks: people who claim to have seen UFOs and who want to return America to the gold standard aren’t trying to deceive the American public by telling them what they want to hear. So when Paul and Kucinich say that they’ll end the stupid-ass Iraq war, I actually believe them...

Believe them? Yeah, me too.

But sometimes it takes more than that, I guess, because, well, no.

Absolutely not.