Heh™.

Dan Savage, behind enemy lines...

But here's what I found really interesting about the Huckabee supporters I met in South Carolina: Over and over again Huckabee supporters told me - on the record, cameras rolling - that they supported Huckabee because they wanted to see "a good, Christian man in the White House." Because... uh... just look at the pickle all those Buddhists, Atheists, agnostics, Sikhs, and Zoroastrians presidents have gotten us into.